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Quotes from Dan Quayle and Al Gore

7/28/99: I was fooled. Although the last quote was an actual quote from Al Gore, the others were actually (slightly modified) quotes from Dan Quayle. See http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Al Gore Dan Quayle

"Democrats Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, & water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
- Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94 Dan Quayle

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95 Dan Quayle

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
- Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98 Dan Quayle

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 Dan Quayle

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
- Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96 Dan Quayle

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97 Dan Quayle

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93 Dan Quayle

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Vice President Al Gore to reporters in 10/95 Dan Quayle

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat Republican."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
- Al Gore Dan Quayle

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96 Dan Quayle

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 Dan Quayle

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93 Dan Quayle

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95 Dan Quayle

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore Dan Quayle may or may not make."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Vice President Al Gore Dan Quayle

"As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet"
- Al Gore to Katie Couric 3/99

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