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Computer Terms

TermDefinition
486The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-artAny computer you can't afford.
ObsoleteAny computer you own.
MicrosecondThe time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax ErrorWalking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard DriveThe sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUIWhat your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
KeyboardThe standard way to generate computer errors.
MouseAn advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
FloppyThe state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable ComputerA device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk CrashA typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power UserAnyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System UpdateA quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

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